Tom Carter's Notes: Joke of the Day

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

If you're hunting for the Joke of the Day, it's in comments.

Tom Carter said...: George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush were dragging the deer they had just shot back to their truck. Another hunter approached, pulling his along, too.

"Sirs, I don't want to tell you how to do something," he said, "But I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer the other way. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, they decided to try it. A little while later George said to George, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah," says George, "but we're getting farther from the truck."; 12:46 PM, September 21, 2005
invadesoda said...: Very allegorical...

The truck: conservatism

The deer: The Republican Party

The hunter: The Democratic Party; 11:59 AM, November 11, 2005
Bill O. Writes said...: You come up with some good ones.

Here is one I heard.

Bush got off his helicopter with a pig under each arm. The welcoming Marine said, "Nice pigs, sir."

Bush retorted, "They're not pigs. They are Texas Razorback Boars. I got one for Senator Kerry, and the other for Senator McCain."

The Marine replied, "Nice trade, Sir."; 10:36 AM, March 28, 2006