Thursday, September 22, 2005

Joke of the Day

The Joke of the Day is in comments.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tom Carter said...

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains, and bodily dysfunctions.

The seventy-five year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven, and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

The eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight, and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

Their ninety year old friend says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" asked the others.

"I don't wake up until nine."

12:32 AM, September 23, 2005  
Blogger Anastasia said...

yes..lol.. I'm appreciating my few grey hairs right now.

:P

10:38 AM, September 23, 2005  
Anonymous cheap essay papers said...

LOL)) anastasia got some lulz to share :D :D : well done

5:36 AM, February 06, 2012  

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